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| -rw-r--r-- | GNUmakefile | 1 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/game/g_corona.c | 153 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/game/g_local.h | 4 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | src/game/g_main.c | 2 |
4 files changed, 160 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/GNUmakefile b/GNUmakefile index 522e1c5..fb6084a 100644 --- a/GNUmakefile +++ b/GNUmakefile @@ -1084,6 +1084,7 @@ GOBJ_ = \ $(B)/game/g_ptr.o \ $(B)/game/g_weapon.o \ $(B)/game/g_admin.o \ + $(B)/game/g_corona.o \ \ $(B)/qcommon/q_math.o \ $(B)/qcommon/q_shared.o diff --git a/src/game/g_corona.c b/src/game/g_corona.c new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f2434ee --- /dev/null +++ b/src/game/g_corona.c @@ -0,0 +1,153 @@ +/* +=========================================================================== +This file is part of shitposting, inappropriate entertainment and bad taste. +=========================================================================== +*/ + +#include "g_local.h" + +int reference = 1585720800; // April 1, 2020 8:00:00 (local time) + +static const char *headlines[ ] = +{ + "Number of cases reaches %.0f in %s.", + "Number of cases exceeds %.0f in %s.", + "Number of infected people reaches %.0f in %s.", + "BREAKING: %.0f confirmed cases in %s", + "Coronavirus infects %.0f in %s" +}; +int numHeadlines = sizeof( headlines ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +static const char *headlinesDeaths[ ] = +{ + "Number of deaths reaches %.0f in %s.", + "Number of deaths exceeds %.0f in %s.", + "Death toll climbs to %.0f in %s.", + "BREAKING: %.0f now dead of coronavirus in %s", + "Coronavirus kills %.0f in %s", +}; +int numHeadlinesDeaths = sizeof( headlinesDeaths ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +static const char *countries[ ] = +{ + "Republic of Weimar", + "the City State of Niveus", + "People's Republic of Shit", + "Paintfactoria", + "Nintendo Land", + "Spacetracks Conglomerate", + "Nation of Shitplanet", + "[REDACTED]", +}; +int numCountries = sizeof( countries ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +static const char *people[ ] = +{ + "Prime Minister", + "President", + "Minister of Health", + "Minister of Agriculture", + "Vice-President", + "Ambassador", +}; +int numPeople = sizeof( people ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +static const char *quotes[] = +{ + "There is absolutely nothing to worry about.", + "We are fully prepared to deal with this crisis.", + "Our health care is fully prepared for the situation.", + "Our country is in the midst of a great national trial, unlike any we have ever faced before.", + "We’re at war with a deadly virus.", + "Following the guidelines for the next 30 days is a matter of life and death", + "This is going to be one of the roughest 2 or 3 weeks we’ve ever had in our country.", + "We’re going to lose thousands of people.", +}; +int numQuotes = sizeof( quotes ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +static unsigned LCG( int x ) +{ + x = ( 1664525 * x + 1013904223 ); + return ( 1664525 * x + 1013904223 ) / 16; +} + +static float LCG_float( int x ) +{ + return LCG( x ) / 4294967295.0f; +} + +void G_CoronaNewsfeed( void ) +{ + static int lastShitpost = 0; + int time, cindex, t0, p, q; + const char *name; + float rate, pop, cases; + + if( level.time < lastShitpost + 5000 ) + { + return; + } + + if( rand( ) % 100 > 2 ) + { + return; + } + + time = trap_RealTime( NULL ) - reference; + cindex = rand( ) % numCountries; + name = countries[ cindex ]; + + // Roll the stats (this is actually deterministic) + t0 = LCG( cindex ) % 5400 + 3600; + rate = LCG_float( cindex ); + pop = 500000.0f * exp(12.0f * LCG_float( cindex + 911 ) ); + cases = exp( rate * ( time - t0 ) / 30.0f ); + + p = rand( ) % numPeople; + q = rand( ) % numQuotes; + + if( cases < 2.0f || rand( ) % 5 == 0 ) + { + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "print \"%s of %s: ''%s''\n\"", people[ p ], name, quotes[ q ] ) ); + } + else + { + const char *headline; + char buffer[ 200 ]; + int digits; + float mul; + + if( cases > pop / 2.0f && rand( ) % 3 == 0 ) + { + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "print \"Social order breaks down in %s.\n\"", name ) ); + } + if( cases > pop / 4.0f && rand( ) % 6 == 0 ) + { + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "print \"Pretty much everyone dead in %s.\n\"", name ) ); + } + + if( rand( ) % 4 == 0 ) + { + headline = headlinesDeaths[ rand( ) % numHeadlinesDeaths ]; + cases /= 10.0f; + } + else + { + headline = headlines[ rand( ) % numHeadlines ]; + } + + digits = floor( log10( cases ) ); + mul = pow( 10, digits - 1 ); + cases = round( cases / mul ) * mul; + + Com_sprintf( buffer, sizeof( buffer ), headline, cases, name ); + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "print \"%s\n\"", buffer ) ); + + if( rand( ) % 3 == 0 ) + { + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "print \"The %s reassures: ''%s''\n\"", people[ p ], quotes[ q ] ) ); + } + } + + lastShitpost = level.time; +} diff --git a/src/game/g_local.h b/src/game/g_local.h index 4836721..3d96e5f 100644 --- a/src/game/g_local.h +++ b/src/game/g_local.h @@ -1312,6 +1312,10 @@ connectionRecord_t *G_GenerateNewConnection( gclient_t *client ); void G_ResetPTRConnections( void ); connectionRecord_t *G_FindConnectionForCode( int code ); +// +// g_corona.c +// +void G_CoronaNewsfeed( void ); //some maxs #define MAX_FILEPATH 144 diff --git a/src/game/g_main.c b/src/game/g_main.c index 32e8641..7c19403 100644 --- a/src/game/g_main.c +++ b/src/game/g_main.c @@ -3042,5 +3042,7 @@ void G_RunFrame( int levelTime ) trap_Cvar_Set( "g_listEntity", "0" ); } + + G_CoronaNewsfeed( ); } |