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Diffstat (limited to 'src/game/g_corona.c')
| -rw-r--r-- | src/game/g_corona.c | 37 |
1 files changed, 31 insertions, 6 deletions
diff --git a/src/game/g_corona.c b/src/game/g_corona.c index f2434ee..47481ec 100644 --- a/src/game/g_corona.c +++ b/src/game/g_corona.c @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ This file is part of shitposting, inappropriate entertainment and bad taste. #include "g_local.h" -int reference = 1585720800; // April 1, 2020 8:00:00 (local time) +int reference = 1585749600; // April 1, 2020 16:00:00 (local time) static const char *headlines[ ] = { @@ -58,9 +58,9 @@ static const char *quotes[] = "We are fully prepared to deal with this crisis.", "Our health care is fully prepared for the situation.", "Our country is in the midst of a great national trial, unlike any we have ever faced before.", - "We’re at war with a deadly virus.", + "We're at war with a deadly virus.", "Following the guidelines for the next 30 days is a matter of life and death", - "This is going to be one of the roughest 2 or 3 weeks we’ve ever had in our country.", + "This is going to be one of the roughest 2 or 3 weeks we've ever had in our country.", "We’re going to lose thousands of people.", }; int numQuotes = sizeof( quotes ) / sizeof( const char* ); @@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ void G_CoronaNewsfeed( void ) const char *name; float rate, pop, cases; - if( level.time < lastShitpost + 5000 ) + if( level.time < lastShitpost + 20000 ) { return; } @@ -98,10 +98,10 @@ void G_CoronaNewsfeed( void ) name = countries[ cindex ]; // Roll the stats (this is actually deterministic) - t0 = LCG( cindex ) % 5400 + 3600; + t0 = LCG( cindex ) % 5400 + 3600 + g_coronaShitpostDelta.integer; rate = LCG_float( cindex ); pop = 500000.0f * exp(12.0f * LCG_float( cindex + 911 ) ); - cases = exp( rate * ( time - t0 ) / 30.0f ); + cases = exp( rate * ( time - t0 ) / 10.0f ); p = rand( ) % numPeople; q = rand( ) % numQuotes; @@ -151,3 +151,28 @@ void G_CoronaNewsfeed( void ) lastShitpost = level.time; } + +static const char *warnings[ ] = { + "Wash your hands and don't touch your face.", + "Don't panic. Stay inside.", + "Avoid contact with other aliens and humans.", + "There's no need to worry.", + "You do not recognize the bodies in the water.", + "Don't pay attention to the [REDACTED]." +}; +static int numWarnings = sizeof( warnings ) / sizeof( const char* ); + +void G_CoronaWarnings( void ) +{ + static int lastShitpost = 0; + const char *warning; + + if( level.time < lastShitpost + 60000 ) + { + return; + } + + warning = warnings[ rand( ) % numWarnings ]; + trap_SendServerCommand( -1, va( "cp \"%s\"", warning ) ); + lastShitpost = level.time; +} |